advise me, captain

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dicktective: only 90s kids remember the eugenics wars reblog if your a real 90s kid

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:30:22 -0400

dicktective:

only 90s kids remember the eugenics wars reblog if your a real 90s kid

ayeleesh: when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:43:56 -0400

ayeleesh:

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

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Wed, 22 May 2013 22:43:05 -0400

She had often daydreamed of how she would dance at her wedding,...

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:34:12 -0400

She had often daydreamed of how she would dance at her wedding, with every eye upon her and her handsome lord. In her dreams they had all been smiling.

gameoflaughs: game of thrones pickup lines part 1

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:23:27 -0400

gameoflaughs:

game of thrones pickup lines part 1

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Tue, 21 May 2013 21:45:36 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:21:26 -0400

youtube hair tutorials

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:14:22 -0400

kaley:

expectation:

reality:

slythermint: when i was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band he said,...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:27:36 -0400

slythermint:

when i was

a young boy

my father

took me into the city

to see a marching band

he said, “son when—”

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Mon, 20 May 2013 00:39:41 -0400

paralysedbeaver: The final Stefon sketch from Saturday Night...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:57:11 -0400

paralysedbeaver:

The final Stefon sketch from Saturday Night Live.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 00:59:15 -0400

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool: I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:57:56 -0400

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING

“Mr. Sulu, remind me to never piss you off…”

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:48:31 -0400

“Mr. Sulu, remind me to never piss you off…”

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Sat, 18 May 2013 18:57:36 -0400

”A demon can get into real trouble, doing the right thing.”...

Sat, 18 May 2013 03:05:22 -0400

_{”A demon can get into real trouble, doing the right thing.” He nudged the angel. “Funny if we both got it wrong, eh? Funny if I did the good thing and you did the bad one, eh?”
“Not really,” said Aziraphale.
Crawly looked at the rain.
“No,” he said, sobering up. “I suppose not.”}

on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:21:51 -0400

on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine